Masand Ki Pasand - Rajesh Masands B'day

|| NA PRESENTS||

|| ZOMBIE NO #1||

|| RAJESH MASAND||

Sing on the lines of “Lakdi ki kaathi, kaathi pe ghodaa”

kad mein jo chotaa hain chehre se bholaa

sabse madarchod woh koun hain bhalaa

bhadwaa bhdwaa bhadwaa woh rajesh masand hain bhadwaa (2 Times)

(1)

masand kitna mehanti

uski kursi pe gaand chipki

khaana peena mutna bhoola

hogaya woh zombie

hard work hard work, hard work hard work

Repeat (1)

masand itna kaam mat kar, kuch aman ke liye bhi chodaa kar

kyunki aman sirf aata hain aur jaata hain hilaakar

matkar matkar matkar, masand itna kaam mat kar

(2)

masand badaa akadta hain

trips mein nahin aata hian

humko chutya banaake woh

playstation pe sadta hain

chutya chutya, chutya chutya

Repeat (2)

masand tu akela nahin hain, bobby tere saath hain

tum dono ke jodii ki kyaa badhiya baat hain

khelo khelo khelo masand bobby PS khelo

(3)

masand ki haalat mandi hain

sehat uski dhalti hain

do kadam chalte hi

uske gote mooh mein aati hain

oh f**k oh f**k , oh f**k oh f**k

Repeat (3)

gir gaya gir gaya masand chakkar khaake gir gaya

masand yeh nuskhaa maan le vikas ka mooh mein le le

lavda mooh mein leke apni sehat tu banaa le

lele lele lele vikas ka lavda mooh mein le le

(4)

masand kitna horny hain

use chinaalon ko chodni hain

lund ko le le right hand mein

tujhe left hand ko bharni hain

f**k f**k f**k f**k , f**k f**k f**k f**k

Repeat (4)

douda douda douda masand lund pakadke douda

rai jitni goti

badi sounf sa lavda

jhaaton mein jiske keeda makauda

zhavda zhavda zhavda woh rajesh masand hain zhavda

(5)

masand kitna chutya hain

gaand mein uske charbi hain

beer, whisky, wodka, rum pet mein usne bhardi hain

glug glug glug glug, glug glug glug glug

masand kitna chutya hain

gaand mein uske charbi hain

daaru shaaru peeke kaisi doodie usne kardi hain

hagaa hagaa hagaa masand matheran mein hagaa

chakna aur chutney

neembu aur soda

masand ke glass mein daaru daala thodaa

oka oka oka masand baalti bhrke oka

(6)

masand tu khoob aage badh

ladkiyon ke gaand pe chadh

tu itna kamaaye ke tu

paison ke tode saare hadh

health & success, wealth & success

Repeat (6)

happy B'day Masand, Happy B'day Masand

Happy B'day, Happy B'day, Happy B'day Masand